Jeffrey is watching right now

He's Watching
Your Screen Time

A screen time tracker with no filter. Jeffrey roasts your phone addiction, rewards you with Diddy's Oil, and judges you harder than your parents ever did.

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"I didn't just watch your screen time. I watched everything."

Features

Everything Jeffrey Offers

A full surveillance suite disguised as a wellness app. Jeffrey sees all. Jeffrey judges all.

Screen Time Tracking

Real-time monitoring using Apple's DeviceActivity framework. Jeffrey knows exactly how many hours you wasted on TikTok.

Jeffrey's Roasts

100+ hand-crafted quotes for every occasion. Loading screens, error states, milestones — Jeffrey always has something to say.

Diddy's Oil

Earn virtual currency by reducing screen time. Spend it in the shop on outfits, reactions, quote packs, and oil skins.

Leaderboards

Compete with friends on who wastes less time on their phone. A podium system with weekly and all-time rankings.

Social Features

Connect via Jeffrey IDs (JEFF-XXXXXX), message friends in real-time, share roasts, and hold each other accountable.

Privacy First

All screen time data stays on your device. Jeffrey watches, but he doesn't snitch. Block and report system built in.

Jeffrey Says

How It Works

Four Steps to Judgment

Getting judged by Jeffrey is easier than you think.

1

Download

Install Jeffrey and sign in with Apple. He'll assign you a Jeffrey ID immediately.

2

Grant Access

Give Jeffrey permission to monitor your screen time. He promises to only judge you a little.

3

Get Roasted

Jeffrey tracks your usage and delivers personalized roasts based on your habits. No mercy.

4

Earn Oil

Reduce your screen time to earn Diddy's Oil. Spend it in the shop to customize your Jeffrey experience.

100+
Jeffrey Quotes
18
Shop Items
5
Mood States
24/7
Surveillance

Ready to Be Watched?

Jeffrey is waiting. Your screen time isn't going to judge itself.

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